Thursday, December 26, 2013

So This Is What Happens...

I hope that everyone had an absolutely splendiforous holiday and that you are now comfy and cozy sitting around loved ones :) This is going to be a speedy little post so that I can get back to making my house look like a herd of reindeer did NOT have a rave in it. It's that bad. Seriously. 

Anyways, the reason for this post is because I felt it would be highly entertaining to go through what happened when our loveable little psycho was given a GIANT treat! A friend of mine from work gave him the gift he was most excited about. It made all other gifts looks shoddy and poorly conceived. Toy with a squeaker? Step aside. Entire bag of bully sticks? Forget about it! This was the show stopping number, and I really wanted to make sure there was a way that she could see just how much he loved her gift :) I tried my best to capture the moment but I was woefully unable to fully immortalize this love affair. 

I tried. 

So here it is! 

Step One: DAD HAS LEFT TO GET SOMETHING. I MUST KNOW IF IT IS EATABLE. PROBABLY. DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD. 

 

 Step Two: IT APPEARS TO BE EATABLE. HOPEFULLY DAD WILL SHARE. SHARE.


 Step Three: IF I AM STILL HE WILL GIVE ME THE THINGS. GIMME THE TIHNGS I WANT THE THINGS GIMMETHETHINGSIWANTTHETHINGS!!!



Step Four: YOU TAKE TOO LONG. I WILL HELP YOU WITH YOUR HEAVY BURDEN. YOOOINK. 




 Step Five: OH MY GOD DAD'S SHARING OH MY GOD BEST DAY EVER!!!!! ...I'm just going to take this real quick... 



Step Six: ...If I'm really stealthy they won't know I have this... I'll just wiggle into the couch and blend... blending is good... They'll never know... I'm a genius!!


Step Seven: Maybe I'll just try a little bit... Oh... Oh that's quite tasty... 






Step Eight: OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER!! SO MUCH BETTER THAN THAT TUBE OF LIP SMOOSH I FOUND LAST WEEK!! I WILL NEVER BE PARTED FROM THIS!! I LOVE IT SO MUCH I GIVES IT THE KISSES






And finally... 

Step Nine: I GOT A PIECE!!! I GOT ONE- HEY. HOOMAN. NO- NOOOOO DON'T TAKE IT AWAY!! ... you took it away. Give it back? 



As I type this, I am being mildly entertained by the fact that Bear is now trying to 'sneak' his new toy downstairs but keeps closing the door on himself because the bone is too big. Then he just presses his face against the door hoping it will open. I should go help him. God, I love our furbaby. 

So from mine to yours, have a very wonderful holiday :)

Cheers! 

 

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2 comments:

  1. Haha I love this, we have a small dog so not as cute as this. What a great way to tell the story!

    xo. Kailagh

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  2. Thanks!! My folks have a small dog and it's almost funnier trying to watch him covertly sneak our dogs' toys away from him. So heavy. So much fail. Lol!

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